Ingredients:

• Tarkin body
• Sculpey
• Light gray, black, silver, blue, and red paint

Recipe:

Trim off the bottom half of the rank badge. Put a thin coat of Sculpey on the torso so that the tunic is no longer double-breasted. Boil for until Sculpey sets. Paint the body gray and boots black. Paint the silver around the rank badge and the badges red and blue. Paint the hair gray and eyebrows black. Now paint on a gray mustache and you're done.